assgraft 

Refers to monitoring of GI e-mails, mail, and phone calls for criticism of superior officers or current administration. A vulgarization of Ashcroft.

Yo, watch what you write home about or you gonna get assgrafted.

assgraft by daredevil June 29, 2004

Assdraft 

The waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted.

Dude, I forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge assdraft when I popped a squat to have a smoke!

Assdraft by NicBBarclayMpls June 3, 2013

assgrafter 

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

assgrafter by deek3241 January 28, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022