assgraft 

Refers to monitoring of GI e-mails, mail, and phone calls for criticism of superior officers or current administration. A vulgarization of Ashcroft.

Yo, watch what you write home about or you gonna get assgrafted.

assgraft by daredevil June 29, 2004

Assdraft 

The waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted.

Dude, I forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge assdraft when I popped a squat to have a smoke!

Assdraft by NicBBarclayMpls June 3, 2013

assgrafter 

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

assgrafter by deek3241 January 28, 2007