Assdraft

The waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted.

Dude, I forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge assdraft when I popped a squat to have a smoke!

by NicBBarclayMpls June 3, 2013

assgraft

Refers to monitoring of GI e-mails, mail, and phone calls for criticism of superior officers or current administration. A vulgarization of Ashcroft.

Yo, watch what you write home about or you gonna get assgrafted.

by daredevil June 29, 2004

assgrafter

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

by deek3241 January 28, 2007

AshDraft

An AshDraft is a fart that happened when a streamer named AshleeILY farted whilst falling out of her chair , this led to many people spamming the phrase "AshDraft" in her Twitch chat.

If you ever hear someone say "I'm going to drop an AshDraft", it means they're going to fart.

"Hey, did you hear him?"

"Yeah, he just did an AshDraft"

by Bob133723 June 14, 2022