assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.

Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!

by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021

Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"

by Guregori February 24, 2020

Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.

one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".

by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020