asschoad

a slang term for assholes with short fat cocks

That guy was a total asschoad.

by kdk3 August 12, 2007

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

ass choad

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad

your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"

by rib meister March 13, 2004

asschowder

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.

I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.

by xaltien April 17, 2003

asschode

1. a really dum person u wuld most likely meet on places such as,
-Track
-Xbox Live
- the mall
2.a person who thinks they are popular
3.A group of people who argue over the definiton of chode

1.Wow! You do track? your an asschode
2. Bro ur not good ur just an asschode
3."I talked to John im popular"- This is an ASSCHODE
4.Chode is a short and stubby penis... NO its the same thing as gooch--- ASSCHODES

by aka Mr. Fresh October 24, 2007