Definitions by TheCandleArsonist
Ass Choad
Ass Choad by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
Dingleberry Buffet
A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!
He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.
Dingleberry Buffet by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
Penis Popcorn
A bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble buttered popcorn growing off your cock, often blocking the urethra.
I should have never put my cock in that cunt bacon. It gave me the worst case of penis popcorn you could imagine!
Penis Popcorn by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
Pasta Toss
A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.
Pasta Toss by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009