asscan 

(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.

also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.

see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with

"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"

"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"

"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"

"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"

asscan by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009

Assange 

(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.

If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.

Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

Assan 

Assan is a male name, people with this name are usually very shy and like to be alone most of the time. Despite their quiet appearence their minds are quite loud, and when they are alone they are not the person you expect. if you ever get close to an Assan, they will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Everyone needs an Assan in their life!

Assan is the best person ever

Assan by Erikku Hoobae February 12, 2021

assandr 

the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying

Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”

assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020

Asswang 

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

Asswang by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

Asshands 

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.

Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.

Asshands by tdelano April 8, 2009