Definitions by BillyJoJimBob

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

Spooge Gutters by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018

teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.

Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!

teledogfucking by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016

assbola 

A condition where a person's ass is not aesthetically pleasing.

Look at that girl, she has a great face but unfortunately she has a serious case of assbola!

assbola by BillyJoJimBob November 24, 2014