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Those tight pants (or shorts) with the writing on the backside that LOTS of girls wear...you HAVE to read 'em!

Damn, cuzzint! Peep out dat honey's ass-vertisment!

ass-vertisment by E. Ave!!! April 21, 2005

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Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

false ass-vertisment by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

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text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

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Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

assvertisement by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010

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text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.

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Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.

assvertisement by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

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it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.

Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement

Assvertisement by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

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A horrendous advertisement that'll make you think it came straight from hell, often sexual or clickbaity in nature

"Bro I keep getting these shitty ads, I'm sick of all these assvertisements"

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