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false ass-vertisment 

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger
Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

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text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.
assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.
assvertisement by Hugh J-ass April 18, 2010

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text written on the back of a pair of pants worn by women to draw attention to their huge ass.
assvertisement

Besse: Are you checking out my ass?

Steve: NO! I'm trying to read what it says.
assvertisement by Hugh-J-ass April 18, 2010

Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.
Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement
Assvertisement by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

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A horrendous advertisement that'll make you think it came straight from hell, often sexual or clickbaity in nature
"Bro I keep getting these shitty ads, I'm sick of all these assvertisements"
Assvertisement by thedebtcollector November 13, 2023
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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