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ass-gasm 

an orgasm stimulated by penetration of the ass.
my girlfriend just had an ass-gasm
ass-gasm by Kerndog October 26, 2003
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Ass-Gasm 

When You are penetrating the ass of your partner and they suddenly shit all over your penis.
Man:Did you hear about mike and his new girlfriend?
Friend: No what Happened?
Man: He was having anal sex with his girlfriend and she had an Ass-Gasm all over his dick. It was Great.
Ass-Gasm by P-fo Fo Sho 18 October 1, 2009
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An orgasm brought about by anal sex.
Tom: Did you like how I f*cked you in the ass?
Cindy: Yeah, you totally made me assgasm.
assgasm by BritishBanter July 5, 2016
An orgasm achieved from anal stimulation.
Ben: Can girls have assgasms?
assgasm by sterlingheights September 25, 2005
Involantary spasm of the prostate gland as a result of anal exploration!
I accidentally shoved my thumb up my arse whilst speed wanking and had what i can only describe as an 'Assgasmmmm'
Assgasm by Danny Desuza November 2, 2009

Pounding Assgasm 

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.
Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.
Pounding Assgasm by BClover October 9, 2007
When your farts are so good, and powerful it vibrates your butthole and gives you chills.
I just had an amazing assgasm
Assgasm by Ass master 6869 May 7, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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