ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.

I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War

by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007

ass weasel

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

ass weasel

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

by that'sariot March 12, 2009

ass-weasel

A gerbil for really tuff gays.

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.

by benthere March 8, 2008

Yellow ass weasel

When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.

Andy turned himself into a yellow ass weasel at work again.

by Ekewanka November 30, 2018

ass weasel

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face

Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.

by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

ass weasel

One who frequently gives others rimjobs and derives satisfaction from it.

Louise is such an ass weasel, she always has her head up someone's butt.

by TresEquis April 8, 2004