Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.

I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.

by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017

Columbian Ass War

A type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your asses meet. Whoever is still standing masters that round

My friends Duncan, Leo, and, Eric played Columbian Ass Wars all day long!

by Ellen (Lola Trueheart) May 30, 2008

ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.

Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.

by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017

Ass Warfare

The non-violent and mostly psychological war men wage against one another to win the affection of a female with a highly convex ass.

Rover loved his fiance's ass, did not want any other man to even see it, and would even stand in back of her to block any man he feared might start honing in on it to even confirm how good it was. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Carlos was trying to figure out why seeing a beautiful ass gives him and all other men so much pleasure, and sometimes ignite ass warfare.

by but for October 25, 2017

ass warrior

a FAG!!! One who fights for the ass.

Big Tim: "You think you can out drink me?"
Josh: "Fuck yeah"
Big Tim: "You're such an ass warrior, damn"

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Ass Warrior

Male or female that has a fetish for anything ass related. Licking, sucking and biting the ass

Man Tina is an ass warrior, I didn't even have to get her drunk and she was tossing my salad

by J Neil February 16, 2015

ass warmer

Heated seats in a car, so called because it heats up my ass.

Brrrr, it's -21 C, I must turn on my ass warmer on my commute to work

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022