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ass twinkie 

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger
ass twinkie by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

ass twinkies 

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.
yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies
ass twinkies by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

Ass Tinkle 

When small tiny turds come out one at a time.
I had a whole bunch of ass tinkles.
Ass Tinkle by Madmunkay December 30, 2010

Cracker-ass twinkie-hole 

One of many negative terms for a white person that is equal to calling a black person nigger.
(white guy) What up my nigg?
(black guy) Shut yo mouth, u cracker-ass twinkie-hole!

Ass Twinkie 

The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.
Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
Carlo: HAHAHAHAHa
Ass Twinkie by CarlyntonKid June 3, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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