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when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
by Roflcoblers July 02, 2009
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When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated
“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”
by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017
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When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated
“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”
by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017
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When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.
"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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