when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
by jamieboy1996 October 26, 2011
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When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009
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n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"
by averygoodburger February 18, 2010
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To move quickly about.
The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.
by Fascion August 2, 2009
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acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass
Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.
by KhaimelioN January 22, 2007
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1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")
1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.
by Mr. Filbert August 13, 2008
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two words that sound like Japan's current prime minister of 2009, Taro Aso.
ウィアブ-chan: have you realiezed that Taro Aso's name sounds like Tear Ass?

ワパニイス-chan: OMG like no wai
by youtubechad5161 July 11, 2009
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