ass spelonker

One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.

Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.

by G-Zus and Mohawk Man May 13, 2005