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ass shelf 

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.
Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.
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ass shelf 

any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.
Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
ass shelf by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011

shelf-ass 

A butt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.
She had such a shelf-ass she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.
shelf-ass by Scott Henry March 6, 2008

shelf ass 

When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"

"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."

"What the fux, bro."
shelf ass by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011

shelf-ass 

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!
shelf-ass by brandy kim May 9, 2011

Shelf ass 

Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.
"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."
Shelf ass by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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