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ass shelf
ass shelf by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003
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ass shelf
any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.
Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
ass shelf by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011
shelf-ass
shelf-ass by Scott Henry March 6, 2008
shelf ass
When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
shelf ass by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011
shelf-ass
Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
shelf-ass by brandy kim May 9, 2011
Shelf ass
Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.
Shelf ass by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
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