Definitions by kahner

spider man 

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

spider man by kahner May 2, 2005

ass shelf 

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

ass shelf by kahner April 30, 2005