ass pro

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An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

ass pro by arsebum October 16, 2009

Words you can keep

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

Ass pro shops by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Related Words

ass prophet • ass pro • Ass pro shops • Ass Problems • Ass Product • Ass Project • Ass Protector • Ass Protein Powder • ass protrusion • assprong

Pro Ass Shop

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

Pro Ass Shop by Masturbatorium lover June 3, 2021

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

Ass Protector by pfi September 10, 2016

Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

Ass Problems by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

ass protrusion

How much a woman’s ass protrudes. How convex her gluteus maximus muscles are, measured up from where the bottom of her gluteus maximus meets the her thighs to where her ass meets her lower back.

'Ass protrusion,' means how big a woman's ass is, in other words, how much it sticks out, and that it's rated from 1 to 10.

A woman's ass—more so when it and her hips move—instantly hypnotizes a man because her gluteus maximus muscles thrust her pelvis forward and back. the larger a woman's ass is, the easier it is for a man to imagine feeling how good it would feel to fuck her.

ass protrusion by but for December 27, 2018

Ass Protein Powder

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down

Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

Ass Protein Powder by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026