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An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

ass pro by arsebum October 16, 2009

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Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

Ass pro shops by D Flawless August 18, 2022

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Pro Ass Shop

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

Pro Ass Shop by Masturbatorium lover June 3, 2021

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Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

Ass Protector by pfi September 10, 2016

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Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

Ass Problems by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

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ass protrusion

How much a woman’s ass protrudes. How convex her gluteus maximus muscles are, measured up from where the bottom of her gluteus maximus meets the her thighs to where her ass meets her lower back.

'Ass protrusion,' means how big a woman's ass is, in other words, how much it sticks out, and that it's rated from 1 to 10.

A woman's ass—more so when it and her hips move—instantly hypnotizes a man because her gluteus maximus muscles thrust her pelvis forward and back. the larger a woman's ass is, the easier it is for a man to imagine feeling how good it would feel to fuck her.

ass protrusion by but for December 27, 2018

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Ass Protein Powder

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down

Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

Ass Protein Powder by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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