ass pro 

An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.

"Dad, I wanna become an ass pro!"

ass pro by arsebum October 16, 2009

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

Ass pro shops by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Pro Ass Shop 

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

Pro Ass Shop by Masturbatorium lover June 3, 2021

Ass Protector 

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

Ass Protector by pfi September 10, 2016

Ass Problems 

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

Ass Problems by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

ass protrusion 

How much a woman’s ass protrudes. How convex her gluteus maximus muscles are, measured up from where the bottom of her gluteus maximus meets the her thighs to where her ass meets her lower back.

'Ass protrusion,' means how big a woman's ass is, in other words, how much it sticks out, and that it's rated from 1 to 10.

A woman's ass—more so when it and her hips move—instantly hypnotizes a man because her gluteus maximus muscles thrust her pelvis forward and back. the larger a woman's ass is, the easier it is for a man to imagine feeling how good it would feel to fuck her.

ass protrusion by but for December 27, 2018

Ass Protein Powder 

When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down

Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend

That’s great man, what flavor?

Ass.

Ass Protein Powder by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021