7 definitions by pfi

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When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.
"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!
by pfi March 22, 2016
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When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.
Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.
by pfi September 10, 2016
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A word that will cause the next Civil War over how it's pronounced.
Tony: It's Gif

Steve: No it's Jif

CIVIL WAR
by pfi March 22, 2016
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The Alphabet Soop that teaches ghetto kids how to spell.
"Dude who taught you how to Spell?"

"SOOP DOG"
by pfi March 22, 2016
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When a dude hides inside a woman's bathroom and yells "HOO HAHH"
"A Creepy Pacino yelled "Hoo Hahh" while I was crapping"
by pfi March 22, 2016
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When 2 Black Boston Natives have a 3 threesome with a Boston White Guy
David Ortiz and Xander Bogarts are looking hot tonight, I want to be in the middle of that Boston Oreo
by pfi March 22, 2016
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Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"
by pfi February 17, 2015
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