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Ass Protector
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When someone is
always
standing behind a girl with a nice
ass
. It could be a friend,
boyfriend
, parent, teacher, exc.
Krista
has a nice
ass
but Justin has become her
ass
protector.
Ass Protector
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pfi
September 10, 2016
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Boston Oreo
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When 2 Black
Boston
Natives have a 3 threesome with a
Boston
White
Guy
David Ortiz and
Xander
Bogarts are looking hot tonight, I want to be in the
middle
of that
Boston
Oreo
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July 14, 2016
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Creepy Pacino
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When a
dude
hides inside a woman'
s
bathroom
and yells "HOO HAHH"
"A
Creepy
Pacino
yelled "Hoo Hahh" while I was
crapping
"
Creepy Pacino
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pfi
July 14, 2016
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Brando Surprise
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When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your
local
Wal-Mart by shoving hot
dogs
down your
pants
.
"I was accused of shoplifting hot
dogs
at
Wal
-Mart
today
but it was really a Brando Surprise!
Brando Surprise
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July 14, 2016
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Gif
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A word that will cause the
next
Civil
War
over how it'
s
pronounced.
Tony
: It's Gif
Steve: No it's
Jif
CIVIL
WAR
Gif
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July 14, 2016
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Soop Dog
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The
Alphabet
Soop that teaches
ghetto kids
how to
spell
.
"
Dude
who
taught
you how to
Spell
?"
"SOOP DOG"
Soop Dog
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July 14, 2016
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Twitter Parents
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Parents
that
tell
you everything their doing in the house just to
keep
you updated
"Son I'm gonna take a shower"
"
Whatever
"
"
Dude
you have twitter
parents
"
Twitter Parents
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pfi
February 17, 2015
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