ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

Ass packed

SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.

Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian

by Ecstasy Designz June 4, 2004

got his ass packed

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

by dmillswvu82 February 23, 2023

ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.

Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer

by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005