ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

Ass Table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

by PottyWala May 20, 2015

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010