Ass money

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A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

Ass money by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

Words you can keep

ass money

To have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her ass for anything!

He is rich!
How rich? new money, old money?
Forget that, he is 'ass money'!

ass money by bigAD March 6, 2011

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

Ass Money Balls by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

good ass money

A phrase David uses that has no numerical value, after several inquiries David will still not disclose how much "good ass money" actually is.

"Dude it doesn't matter dude, he's still gonna be making good ass money."

"What the hell is good ass money?"

"Yeah I'll finally be making that good ass money!"

good ass money by Billy8686 November 19, 2013

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013

Put the money in my ass

This is the line that’s used for every gta heist on hard mode

Omg Stacy put the money in my ass

Put the money in my ass by Cunt breathing space lizaed November 15, 2019

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money

A saying that expresses the fact that most people are ass holes and are extremely greedy for money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money.

Everybody's ass hole revolves around money by Judge dredd7 September 15, 2011

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026