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ass-mole 

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.
Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole

ass molecule 

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.
Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!
ass molecule by clykclyk July 4, 2017

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor 

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.
STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D
assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008
Assmole: A term used to describe an irreputable peace of shit person. Similar to that of the words mother fucker, dick weed, and cunt.
Tristan: Hey Logan, I heard you like boys. Is that because you can’t talk to girls?
Logan: Shut the fuck up Assmole.
Tristan: *starts to cry

Tupac: Yo yo I heard you got a mole on your ass. Seen as tho you trash, I think imma call your smart ass Assmole.
Assmole by scotttobe December 22, 2018
a brown nosing asshole. so far up someones butt that they are burrowed in deep
he or she is such an assmole
Assmole by Scoobett July 25, 2023
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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