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Ass Mole 

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.
Ass Mole by pear eater April 15, 2015
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ass-mole 

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.
Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole

ass molecule 

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.
Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!
ass molecule by clykclyk July 4, 2017

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor 

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.
STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D
assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008
Assmole: A term used to describe an irreputable peace of shit person. Similar to that of the words mother fucker, dick weed, and cunt.
Tristan: Hey Logan, I heard you like boys. Is that because you can’t talk to girls?
Logan: Shut the fuck up Assmole.
Tristan: *starts to cry

Tupac: Yo yo I heard you got a mole on your ass. Seen as tho you trash, I think imma call your smart ass Assmole.
Assmole by scotttobe December 22, 2018
a brown nosing asshole. so far up someones butt that they are burrowed in deep
he or she is such an assmole
Assmole by Scoobett July 25, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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