Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

ass molecule by clykclyk July 4, 2017

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Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor by Trashginger April 4, 2018

assmole

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

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Assmole

Assmole: A term used to describe an irreputable peace of shit person. Similar to that of the words mother fucker, dick weed, and cunt.

Tristan: Hey Logan, I heard you like boys. Is that because you can’t talk to girls?
Logan: Shut the fuck up Assmole.
Tristan: *starts to cry

Tupac: Yo yo I heard you got a mole on your ass. Seen as tho you trash, I think imma call your smart ass Assmole.

Assmole by scotttobe December 22, 2018

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Assmole

a brown nosing asshole. so far up someones butt that they are burrowed in deep

he or she is such an assmole

Assmole by Scoobett July 25, 2023

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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