Ass lag
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
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Ass lag
When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.
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