assking

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

by Bradford J. Soriano January 16, 2009

asske

Pete Paske

Pete Paske is an Asske

by Boss Lady08 March 2, 2017

assk first

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Multi-assking

The act of multi-tasking asses. Meaning, you juggle multiple guys and/or girls at the same time.

Yo, he's so pimp, he's multi-Assking with 9 different ho's

by MissBlazinAsian June 30, 2015

Assked Out

Asking an individual through the method of writing said invitation on the ass cheeks.

Brittany: " Daniel assked out beccat to prom"
Chris: Thats pretty fucked up
Brittany: Yeah apparently he wrote it in yellow permanent marker all around the ass.

by Chrisflynn May 23, 2010

assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018