Ass Kickin 

Total restructuring of a negative way of thinking.
Usually delivered in a decisive way.
Most are delivered directly from Detroit Michigan.
see:Free Therapy

I was just walking by Canfield and Cass Ave. and I got a mean Ass Kickin.

Ass Kickin by The Wiznit April 25, 2006

Kickin Ass

A damn lie, noone ever connects their foot to someone's ass after saying they will.

Well, that jerk said he'd kick my ass, but then he punched me in the mouth, how dishonest...

Kickin Ass by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

kickin ass

To beat someone, the process of beating someone.

Hey, he's kickin ass!

kickin ass by LadyWereWolf33 June 16, 2004

ass kicking machine 

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.

1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.

ass kicking machine by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013

one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

venezuelan ass kicking 

usually involves rapidly traveling lead

you mess with a Venezuelan you just might get venezuelan ass kicking

venezuelan ass kicking by daddy354465 March 9, 2009