ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

by geminimonkey January 10, 2011

Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022