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ass glitter 

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!
ass glitter by Dr. Bohan September 23, 2008
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ass glitter 


The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn
Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!
ass glitter by Dr. Bohan September 22, 2008

glitter ass 

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.
Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.
glitter ass by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016

shooting glitter up her ass 

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

ass gitters 

ass gitters: the act in where your booty hole twitches when you have to go take a poo. Or clinching on the booty hole.
Them spicy meals give me the ass gitters.
ass gitters by Asht0nTreadway October 24, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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