ass fraction 

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult

<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.

ass fraction by budgieramone January 11, 2004

ass fraction 

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

ass fraction by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

Fractional Ass-ing 

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.

Fractional Ass-ing by Wags86 May 15, 2022

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.

Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.

asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013

asstraction 

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.

"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."

asstraction by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007