Ass Damn

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A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

Ass Damn by Bootface July 12, 2006

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damn ass

a word used on island to tell someone dem real stupid and you have to shout it out loud in deh ears, spelled damnass

boi yuh is de biggest damn ass in yuh family.

damn ass by valleyman between estate and louisville September 17, 2008

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FU-DAMN-ASS

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster

Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!

FU-DAMN-ASS by The Sexman January 30, 2009

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damn ass

describing a beautiful woman

my woman looked damn ass last night

damn ass by dave February 11, 2005

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DAMN ASS

A LAZY BIGASS BITCH WHO SITS ALL DAY

THAT DAMN ASS WONT GIT OFF THE FUCKING COUCH

DAMN ASS by DAB FACE April 18, 2017

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Damn shawty ass fat

Used to describe a females ass being totally in shape and round as a peach, when you smack it it jiggles (no surgery needed)

Random:Damn shawty ass fat on my momma bruh

Damn shawty ass fat by Extravagant Creature September 24, 2019

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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!

Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son! by Damn that was a steezy ass kic September 14, 2020

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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