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Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk 

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.
Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!
When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.
ass cave by John December 26, 2003

ass caved 

He got totally ass caved last night and now he can't remember anything.
ass caved by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008

wailing caverns ass 

The Wailing Caverns or wc is an instance in World of Warcraft for approximately levels 15-21. An extraordinarily long and overly complicated dungeon, with poor groups (pugs) it can take a horrifyingly long time, though the rewards (xp and items from quests, plus loot and xp from killing mobs) sometimes make it worth it.

Usually, however, it takes way longer than expected, making your ass fall asleep and become numb. Can be used whenever something forces you to stay at the computer far longer than expected.
Burned-out raider: Oh god, this naxx25 started out so well, then we wiped on 4horsemen for so long I got some major Wailing Caverns Ass.

cave-ass 

a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again

the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.

Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!
cave-ass by carakoker July 23, 2009

Cave Ass 

1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.

2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
Cave Ass by Raadfud May 16, 2012