ass cape 

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.

Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.

ass cape by caddy wampus March 8, 2011

Ass Cape 

A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.

Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!

Ass Cape by BigGooni February 15, 2010

ass cape 

A cape for your ass

Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes

ass cape by butt ticker January 14, 2010

Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person

1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.

Asscape by Dub C. December 20, 2008

AssCape

When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."

"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."

AssCape by 3nrRed January 6, 2026