ass cape
What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
ass cape by caddy wampus March 8, 2011
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ass cape
Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
ass cape by butt ticker January 14, 2010
AssCape
When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.