ass cakes 

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

ass cakes by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

ass cakes 

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

ass cakes by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Ass Cakes 

In Israel:

Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.

Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"

Ass Cakes by Rasta J March 29, 2009

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

Ass caked in shit by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Ass cake 

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

Ass cake by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

chocolate ass cake 

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

chocolate ass cake by cj February 22, 2004

ass cake 

moron, cocksucker

Searyx is a total ass cake.

ass cake by SearyxLicksBalls July 24, 2003