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Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.
Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
by Searyx's mom August 27, 2003
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Searyx
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.

Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.
noun: Searyx loves children and his body is a naturally formed beanbag for the little kiddies to lay upon.

Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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An ass muncher who sucks at life and plays the game Everquest
Searyx: H4H4H4H4H4, I jUS S0l0Ed a GiMpZoR WeSt WaStE DrAgOnZ im UbAH 1337!!!!!!1111!!!!!
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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