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When at a loss for words, this is what you say to someone who's being really annoying, or just REALLY pissing you off. Also, if you find the need to be funny while telling someone to piss off, this is usually a good thing to say.

STEFANO, u ASS BANANA!!!

ass banana by Super L March 19, 2005

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ass banana

Another term for a poo.

I just snapped off an ass banana

ass banana by gottensbury June 28, 2011

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ass banana

someone who has a yellow ass after sitting on a peed on toiler seat

Bob-"eww i got ass banana cause luka can't aim"
Jim- "Eww ass bananas suck"

ass banana by steaz juice for my peaz juice August 16, 2009

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banana head ass

when a nigga be dumb or bogus .

man, you a banana head ass nigga

banana head ass by groggy.noodler May 28, 2018

Banana In The Ass

1.) Another term for "pain in the ass"

2.) Corny sounding.

1.) God Arby! Stop being such a banana in the ass.

2.) Angelica, I don't want this to sound like a banana in the ass... But I love you more than yo mama loves cake.

Banana In The Ass by MakingUpShitIsMahGame September 18, 2009

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banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

banana up your ass and around the corner by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

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bananas in your ass tonight!

Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.

Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!

bananas in your ass tonight! by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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