ass banana

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When at a loss for words, this is what you say to someone who's being really annoying, or just REALLY pissing you off. Also, if you find the need to be funny while telling someone to piss off, this is usually a good thing to say.

STEFANO, u ASS BANANA!!!

ass banana by Super L March 19, 2005

Words you can keep

ass banana

Another term for a poo.

I just snapped off an ass banana

ass banana by gottensbury June 28, 2011

ass banana

someone who has a yellow ass after sitting on a peed on toiler seat

Bob-"eww i got ass banana cause luka can't aim"
Jim- "Eww ass bananas suck"

ass banana by steaz juice for my peaz juice August 16, 2009

banana head ass

when a nigga be dumb or bogus .

man, you a banana head ass nigga

banana head ass by groggy.noodler May 28, 2018

Banana In The Ass

1.) Another term for "pain in the ass"

2.) Corny sounding.

1.) God Arby! Stop being such a banana in the ass.

2.) Angelica, I don't want this to sound like a banana in the ass... But I love you more than yo mama loves cake.

Banana In The Ass by MakingUpShitIsMahGame September 18, 2009

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

banana up your ass and around the corner by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

bananas in your ass tonight!

Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.

Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!

bananas in your ass tonight! by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026