Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Ass Antlers 

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".
I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.
Ass Antlers by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004
Related Words

Ass Antlers 

A version of the Tramp Stamp tattoo, often a "tribal" design (ironically, worn mostly by white suburban club girls) positioned at the center of the lower back just above the "hipster" panty line, usually forming an "ass arrow" pointing toward the butthole and graphically implying the woman desires anal sex and will rejoice when you follow the sign and enter through the backdoor.
"Her Ass Antlers were so hot, and so was the faux protest and squeal when I followed instructions and buried my fresh breadstick deep in her hot chocolate fondue."

"With my crazy anal fetish, one look at her ass antlers and I knew she was the girl for me"
Ass Antlers by Verbatim 1144 December 10, 2009

ass antlers 

A direct translations from the German, referring to tatoos, usually found on (young) women, on their backsides, below the belt line and above the cheeks. They look like the paisly designs of the '70's and remind one of the spread of a 7 point buck. Probably used to the same purpose, too
She' got 17 tattos altogether, the newest of which are those ass antlers peeking out over the tops of her jeans.
ass antlers by hammer hands April 15, 2006

ass antlers 

tattoo on the lower back.
ass antlers is also known as a tramp stamp, skanky tattoo right above the ass.
ass antlers by brtmrandrws June 18, 2009

ass antlers 

A lower back tattoo that looks like an ass rack. Literal translation of arschgeweih, German for tramp stamp.
Ass antlers = moose on the loose
ass antlers by garnichts February 22, 2010

ass angler 

another slang for a faggot, queer, etc
Every time I go to Midtown, theres a bunch of ass anglers running the streets.
ass angler by cravedog December 20, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more