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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
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Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.
"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."
Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020

Adolescent 

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac, meaning I derive erotic pleasure for being treated like a toilet.
I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult I'm a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet.
Adolescent by TonyGunk February 15, 2019

Ashley Pridgen

Ashley Pridgen by Duskman July 13, 2010

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
Ashley Pridgen by N3vKid July 18, 2010