asmy 

Asmy is the definition of faggot its background story is in the ancient times when the first faggot was discovered

I saw a asmy walk past today

asmy by Tleeming May 31, 2020

Asmy 

Asmy is a nickname given to Asma'u and also Ymsa and Asmee. She is very loyal and faithful. She can't deceive anybody. Studying and reading novel is her hobbies. Chocolate is her favorite snack.
She acts like Arabo.

I love Asmy so much.

Asmy by Engr. AMA August 16, 2021

Asmy 

Asmy is a nickname given to Asma'u and also Ymsa and Asmee. She is very loyal and faithful. She can't deceive anybody. Studying and reading novel is her hobbies. Chocolate is her favorite snack.
She acts like Arabo.

I love Asmy so much.

Asmy by Engr. AMA August 16, 2021

as right as my jerk hand 

Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.

Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.

as right as my jerk hand by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

as big as my dick 

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

as big as my dick by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

as my dick  

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

as my dick by jhonneer December 19, 2008

Sober as my nan 

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

Sober as my nan by GuyMercer November 14, 2011