ashis

An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.

Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.

Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.

ashis by eskaycee January 22, 2011

ashis

A white man from the land of San Jose that fakes Indian heritage to impress girls. An effeminate individual that purchases his clothing from an AARP catalog. A complete coconut. Doreo.

Are you wearing make-up? You are such an Ashis!

ashis by Takeoneguess August 20, 2006

ashifa 

doesn't follow rules and if she does she does it whenever she wants, don't mess with her she a great fighter, has great sense of humor, can make you laugh whenever your sad or not in the mood and out going person.

don't mess with ashifa

ashifa by ur l0v3 March 15, 2017

Ashidon 

Similar to kabe-don, but instead of your arm, you raise your leg above the person’s shoulder and put your foot on the wall by their head. Typically used in a suggestive manner by a woman with flexible and/or thicc legs. Pretty much confined to anime.

I just saw a video of a Yor Forger cosplayer doing ashidon for people for two dollars. God, I wish that were me against that wall.

Ashidon by MaxDucks August 17, 2022

Ashiin 

Ashiin freshspawns are the most godly beings in rogue lineage

Fear a man who has nothing to lose

i gotta put the word ashiin here for it to let me submit this

Ashiin by someone_stupid July 14, 2019

Mina Ashido 

Mina Ashido is an pink alien girl thingy with yellow horny things on her head. She can produce acid from anywhere on her body.

“Hello! I’m Mina Ashido!”-mina

Mina Ashido by Mina “pinky” Ashido December 5, 2019

abhishi

Someone who does everything the best they can. Someone who can achieve whatever they can once they decide to. Abhishi is the answer to the myth beauty with brains. An Abhishi is the most beautiful person ever seen and also the smartest. She can solve any problem very quickly. Abhishi is a leader, and Abhishi is used to describe a head girl, an entrepreneur or a leader.
Be careful of her though, her beauty might mesmerize you and with everyone in this world is looking to find a Abhishi, you will just be joining the race. Everyone loves an Abhishi all the way from Melbourne to New Delhi
Abhishi can also be someone who multitasks extremely difficult tasks very well, Like she would be studying CA but do dramatics and B.Com at the same time

Wow, She is smart as well as beautiful. Such an Abhishi.

Ugh, Why can I not be like you? You're such an Abhishi.

abhishi by Some Australian August 28, 2019