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A weird individual who constantly obseses about his car even though he hasn't been laid since Reagan was in office. Has no life and can't make a joke. Usually chubby and homely looking.
Wow. Brian is such an asento. We should get him a copy of W.O.W. so he doesn't have to phisically interact with anyone again.
asento by Xsris December 12, 2008
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Asenco, is a man who does not know his own name. He shouts in cabs and feels Latino abroad.

At heart, Asenco is a really great and ambitious man. Women often find him so hot that they forget all their standards and give him a blowjob at the concert. Such a douchebag.

Asenco is only sometimes unlucky with love, but that will surely come better.

Asenco - the man with a good mood, who is not afraid of anything. A really great friend.
Is this Asenco? Yes!! OMG he is so hot.
Asenco by Cabshouter December 15, 2022

se avento 

She or he outdid her or himself
My neighbor got me a beautiful Calvin Klein tie for my birthday; se avento!
se avento by abogadebar September 27, 2020

asentimental 

a person characterised by lack of emotions, who is impervious to all feelings but is impartial due to the same.
An asentimental judge was required to hear the sensitive topic of euthanasia.
asentimental by Allahabadi April 25, 2011

Atenton Whore 

Pronounced: A-Ten-Ton Whore

The Atenton Whore shares many of the same qualities as it's relative, the attention whore. They both use the same tactic of creating drama or causing a scene in order to gain attention or to momentarily fuel their hideous egos. However, there is one difference between the two… the Atenton Whore is FAT as FUCK. Like she probably has a lifetime membership to McDonalds, or her own gravitational force kind of fat.
*while in the middle of my fucking Econ final*

-Cheyenne: "OMG this room is so hot, I'm sweating on my paper"

-Awkward silence in the room

-Cheyenne: "Seriously, no one thinks it's hot in here? well you're all dumb as hell. I can't take this test, I'm leaving"

-Jason: I'm surprised that fat bitch could make it to the door without stopping for a doughnut break.

-Jordan: Right? She's the biggest Atenton Whore that I've ever seen.
Atenton Whore by Cheese-it March 31, 2015
A Nigga That Be Hella Down haha....
That Nigga Be Hella Asent!
Asent by Roach! April 7, 2009
Aseno means locust or Apache Helicopter
Not common name in Kenya, Indonesai and Latin America.
e.g. Aseno senesene in Kenya
Aseno by Kravet October 17, 2009
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