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asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl; 

what you do when you are searching for microsoft rewards points

OR

what you do when you test a new keyboard

OR

what you do when you're a psycho
When I'm bored, I type asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl;asdfjkl; because I'm a fucking retard and no one likes me.

asdfjkl; 

An amazing way to procrastinate writing your essay that's due in 20 minutes.
I can't think of what to write next, so I'll just asdfjkl; a few times until I can think of something.
asdfjkl; by youareyouronlyenemy November 9, 2007

asdfjkl;lkjfdsa 

You type this on the home row of your keyboard when you are BORED AS SHIT
asdfjkl;lkjfdsa asdfjkl;lkjfdsa I am so BORED
asdfjkl;lkjfdsa by helphelp! October 28, 2020

asdfjkl;lkjfdsaasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl; 

What you type if you are BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!! I typed it in google, and nothing showed up
I was so bored that I typed asdfjkl;lkjfdsaasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl; into the computer.

asdfjkl; 

The home row of a keyboard.
Look at Jim type asdfjkl; perfectly on a keyboard.
asdfjkl; by T1EF September 4, 2016

asdfjkl; 

The standard keys to place one's fingers on when typing on a standard layout keyboard. sometimes referred to as the home row. Corresponds as follows:
Left pinkey, "a"; left ring finger, "s"; left middle finger, "d"; left pointer, "f"; either/both thumb/s goes on space bar; right pointer, "j"; right middle finger, "k"; right ring finger, "l"; right pinkey, ";".

One may also pound on these keys before attempting to type out of frustration or anger. Sometimes an outlet for writer's block.
ex1 (standard layout): asdf jkl;
ex2 (frustration all at once): ljkadsf;ljkadsas;dklfakl;sdjf;lkjsadf;
ex3 (frustration outer to inner): a;lskdjf
ex3 (frustration inner to outer): fjdksla;
ex4 (frustration left to right): asdfjkl;
ex5 (frustration right to left): ;lkjfdsa
asdfjkl; by Erik Price November 8, 2007
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