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asauni is someone with the smallest dick in the world, he gets no bitches and is also the size of s little ceasers trash can
asauni has the smallest dick ever
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An Asauni is a usually big, tender- bodied person. Asauni's usually don't like company, but they love to eat....they are also referred to as fat fucks
Wow, that's an Asauni for you!
asauni by Bo Jackson III April 9, 2017
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An asauni is an amazing caring usually black individual. Always hung like a horse. Gets many damsels usually theyre white but rarely will it ever be a different race. Asauni's
Look theres asauni hes such pookie material
asauni by Xxdrago November 20, 2023
A brave funny girl who will spend time with anyone and make them happy, Asani is that person who you will talk to every single day and she will make up your day. you two will laugh together and be happy. you will have sad moments and exciting moments. she is your big sister.
Asani, You're my bestfriend.
Asani by AlexaStaplex April 1, 2017
Asani is a badass, she's everything you look for in a girl. if you ever lay your eyes on asani you might wanna try to get with that ASAP. Asani is also super loving BUT be careful she can also be super rude and back stabbing, she is pretty perfect and smoking hot!.
omg you tried to date Asani too?!
Asani by FatC00chieLips December 22, 2020
first of all, a boss ass bitch. a real ass bitch, don’t give a fuck bout a nigga.
omg look she’s so alauni rn, she’s an independent ass bitch
alauni by ganggangwholelotta April 8, 2019
Asani is that bitch the one who doesn't give a shit about anything. Asani is the type of person you'd see in jail for life for just simply being herself, that one girl who can not put up with her mother's bullshit, the only human being on earth that thinks it's flat.
"I just seen Asani on TV"
Asani by H o e s m a d July 11, 2019
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B)
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