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(in reality or actuality; "in fact, it was a wonder anyone survived"; "painters who are in fact anything but unsophisticated"; "asamof. he is several inches taller than his father")
asamof by dagoburt October 9, 2008
Words you can keep
he: don't you agree that ... blablabla

she: well, asamof no i don't
asamof by jackastma October 15, 2008
Related Words
A: Did you see Matrix:Revolutions yet?
B: Yes, AAMOF, I saw it the day it came out.
AAMOF by shapeshifter January 10, 2007
I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!
ASAMFP by goatofcolors August 18, 2009
asmof by Anonymous July 25, 2003

ASAMFGDCSP 

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.
Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!
He was stupid ASAMF to leave you.
ASAMF by Sts Mts September 27, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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