as a bro. 

A phrase said when you want your bro to know that your telling the absolute truth.

bro 1:"DUDE, I HAVE CANCER."
bro 2:"shut up..."
bro 1: "as a bro."
bro 2: "OH SHIT, that sucks!! Can i get your pool table when your gone?"

as a bro. by BIGDRA October 19, 2010

as a brother 

a term used by women to say they want to be friends with you, but nothing more. If your girl says this it meens you don't and will never have a shot with her unless you man up and take a stand.

I just see you as a brother.

as a brother by Robert Hardwick December 24, 2006

Sound as a brown trout 

1. A state one is in that is extremely good

2. Something is extremely good

1. Aye, am sound as a brown trout sir!

2. Christ, that shot was safe as a brown trout ma man!

Sound as a brown trout by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

Broke as a joke 

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something

Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

Broke as a joke by John Kennington February 8, 2021

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

broke as a joke 

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

broke as a joke by Jimmygtp13 November 20, 2007

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope by lauren September 1, 2003