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A really homosexual person who denies it, despite literally everyone knowing.
"Why is he pretending to be with a girl again? We all know he's artuse."
artuse by alexxs December 29, 2024
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sexually aroused 

when something or someone has "turned you on" so much that you want to hump anything that moves litrally, or just when your dick gets so hard all the blood goes from your head
Ah when that girl got naked, i got so sexually aroused that my cock tore a hole in my boxers ,,
sexually aroused by olliebryant April 13, 2007
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When a male is sexually aroused his penis becomes very hard and bigger than before.
Guy: I was aroused when I saw her touching herself.
Aroused by JellyBean<3Him(: August 22, 2008
A bot that only exists when you see him In person, when he isn't with you he is not real. Smokes weed on Goat Hill everyday and sends you snap vids of him chucking massive clouds. Always drinks too much. you know he is going to throw up because he turns green and disappears for a while. and then he sleeps on a concrete floor with the sleeping bag he has with him at all times. Sells digital clocks he buys from Asia. says "so aids" and "so Cancer"
girl: who is that bot smoking weed on Goat hill
girl 2: thats Artsem he is not real

Artsem: So aids
Artsem by Bot Artsem June 20, 2020

Sexually aroused 

When you have been turned on by someone’s physically in a sexual way that caused some your genetalias to form into a sexually active mode sending hormones to the genetalias from your brain causing: erections, hardening and moisture.
When Jade took her shirt off I became sexually aroused and formed a boner.
After glancing at the risky photograph, Jennifer instantly became aroused.
aroused by justgotpaid. March 27, 2010
to rouse or stimulate to action or to physiological readiness for sexual activity. See also, aroused, and arousing.
I was aroused when that girl put her hand on my leg, she felt the enourmous buldge in my pants and i blushed
arouse by BriaN! March 14, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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