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Artemisia 

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I think I’m in love with Artemisia
Artemisia by memesarehot June 10, 2018

Artemis Fowl the Second 

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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Captain Trouble Kelp
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A gorgeouse girl mainly a Leo, Scorpio or Gemini.has great features. Light eyes and with dark skin, mainly light hair.One of a kind unforgettable. If you meet a Artemis you will fall in love. Always friendly kind and wants the best for everyone. Usually Artemis's are very artistic wether its in art,music, dance, ect. Once a guy meets an Artemis he should hold on to her , their is non other like her. Relationship wise she will do anything and everything to please her lover, very romantic, and loves spoiling them with love and gifts. Although she might suficate you and annoy you at times but know she's only doing that so she doesn't loose you. Sexually she might not be the best at first but once she starts trusting you she will amaze you. Be genrale to her for she has been hurt. Friends and family she will always be by your side never let anything happen to them. Artemis is a unique girl you will never want to loose.
Artemis by Garrot hart January 6, 2012

artemisia 

A sassy lady who loves to break hearts and kick ass
Artemisia burned me
artemisia by Herbalicious January 26, 2017

u/artemis_333 

An example of an amazing individual, exceptional at art, in fact an art prodigy, they’re very wholesome, kind and cute.
Person 1: “yo is that u/artemis_333”
Person 2: “yeah it is omg they’re so kind!!”
The daughter of Leto and Zeus, and the twin of Apollo. Artemis is the goddess of
the wilderness, the hunt and wild animals, and fertility
artemis is also a name for the Eoin colfer books named Artemis Fowl Series...
A teenager boy who conflict with Fairies!
artemis by lordmamali September 4, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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