artark 

The second stage or retard, being completely idiotic in all periods of a day

She aint no retard she's a dumb ass artark

artark by $T-MONEY$ November 12, 2007

Artak

An Artak is a tall, charming man. He loves to be surrounded by women and be center of attention. He is very smart. He is the best friend that anybody can ever find in a lifetime. Artaks do not like any negativity. He enjoys nature and food very much. He is a manly man. A godly man.

Omg Kelly, look Over there! Is that , Jason Momoa? My, What an Artak!

Artak by Kellykapowski December 30, 2019

artard 

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

artard 

An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.

Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).

artard by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006

Arturkas 

The act of adding yourself to urban dictionary

Milk-san: searches arturkas on urban dictionary and finds nothing
Me: I'm gonna add myself to urban dictionary
Milk-san: you are souch an arturkas

Arturkas by Arturkas August 10, 2020

artard 

a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity

John is such an artard!

artard by jose santos May 13, 2005

artarmon 

Artarmon is a suburb of Sydney, Australia, located between neighboring suburbs Chatswood and North Sydney.

It is known to be a hotbed for illegal drug trafficking, illegal prostitution and for having heavy gang activity. Among it's heavy crime rate, Artarmon has been recognised as a class 1 problem area for having a blatant disregard for state and national health/sanitation standards, with much of the towns sewage being dumped in the street.

Due too it's clear 'ghetto-like' status, Artarmon's housing prices have been slowly slipping since the late 1980's.

Some speculate that this slow drop in real-estate value has not been because of the high crime rate and inadequate sewerage system, but because of the birth of the one they call 'Tom'.

This speculation is understandable as Tom cannot resist shouting profanity and thrusting his pelvis at any female who walks past, despite their age. Subsequently, to battle Tom a band of noble warriors have set up the "Tom is not my friend" brotherhood.

We must show him what he does is wrong...We must save Artarmon.

God, Artarmon stinks....Ghetto's sure do suck. Oh look, its Tom...

Tom - "Hey ladies /thrusts pelvis/"

artarmon by brianthegod January 12, 2008