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Arnesto is the sexiest strongest and hottest man in the world, he wears small pink swimming trunks and has a stunning smile. He might turn you gay, but he is better than any woman could ever be.
"Uhhh Arnesto, insert your mexican log in my tortilla"
arnesto by DaddyTheMaster April 6, 2018
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Aresto is the loveliest and best-looking creature in the whole world.

There are plenty of reasons to be jealous of the person who love and are being loved by an Aresto. He is the guy everyone wants a piece of: ‘cause of his big empathy and ease to converse with; he always makes us feel good about ourselves. He never judge people for who they are or how they look. He uses to talk from his heart in pure honest confessions and tell jokes, which makes him to a great speaker. He is the fundamental to make people happy. He is weirdly magical. Don’t touch him, he will spank you.
"I just want to spend my time with Aresto"
Aresto by Elibry kolibry October 18, 2011

Arestovych 

A guy that’s ready to say anything to make you feel good
- But he said it’s just a couple of hours of work
- Don’t listen to him, he’s an Arestovych
Arestovych by Acid at 7/11 June 10, 2022

Arestovych 

A Ukrainian presidential adviser and military columnist. The most soothing person when Russia invaded Ukraine in 24 of February.
- I am so stressed because of situation in Ukraine. Fucking putin and all russians who support this terrorist!
- Calm down! We will win! Just listen to Arestovych.
Arestovych by natalias.world April 1, 2022

anestopoulou 

only one gorgeous girl would have this surname! she is incredibly talented and extremely smart. not to mention she’s a greek goddess who’s aspiring to be a doctor!
eg. -enter name- anestopoulou

that’s how surnames world stupid people
anestopoulou by - a goddess September 4, 2020
Super fly niccur with a sense of style

A master with the ladies and always gets the girls u zimmeee😎😎
Arnest is a superfly niccur with a taste ao good women
arnest by anonymous November 24, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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