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arminsimp 

Ayo ayo Defining myself because I'm the urban dictionary god! I hate Armin, my best friend named Carmen and I get her farming! My garden is empty just like my myself! I visit your mother's house to make her my spouse. Scissoring with my women daily I might scissor your house! I go to Germany, I get so many (PUSSIES!). I may be shy but I get so high (when I'm around you baby). My cat is fat and it sits on my lap, it shat on my lap and now I'm not dap(per)! Lurk in chat be fapping to Gyro's hat. I am a weirdo I go to casino.
I'm autistic, My favorite beatmap is ballistic and EVERYTHING I say IS sarcastic. I got mental illness, I cut your penis. I'm also a funny bunny that just needs some cunny, the weather's sunny and I might use the A.C! See my face? I'm Asian race Know your place. This a racist case. I am Ace!!

PARA PARA PARA PARA

I'm an osu! god I might fraud. fraud Shigetora! I'm no prisoner, i won't masturbate in prison like Jolyne Kujo, Her stand is useless just like your coldness! Got to the bar with my brand new car my fart gets go far, You might get so hard.
arminsimp is a rapping god.
arminsimp by arminsimp November 2, 2021
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arminshimp

I love arminshimp
arminshimp by Fl0atingfr0g April 27, 2021

Arminism 

Okay, Armin is our lord and savior🤞✝️, turn to Arminism while you still can 🥺🥺
Erenist: Omg 🥴 Armin is soo ugly Eren is sooo hot 😫😫

Arminist: Huh?? 😧😧 Armin is king 😐😐 appreciate my king Armin Arlert 👹 Turn to Arminism while you still can 🥺✝️💕🍷
Arminism by kythearminist January 27, 2021

arminism 

religion where you praise the lord and savior; Armin Arlert. He is the god of the ocean and is the prettiest character in the anime, Attack On Titan.
Person 1: I just joined Arminism!
Person 2: As you should! Praise the lord.
arminism by arminist January 22, 2021

arminshimp

Amazing tik toker go follow them
I love arminshimp
arminshimp by Fl0atingfr0g April 27, 2021

arminsmentallyillgf

literally the funniest mutual ever like omg you make me smile everytime I see your posts, so amazing as well!! congrats on 3000!!! (not as amazing as @dripnette tho)
definition:
person 1: hey, have u heard of arminsmentallyillgf?? they're so funny omg
person 2: yeah I have! she's my mutual
person 1: no way you're so lucky, wish they were my mutual too
arminsmentallyillgf by dripnette April 10, 2021
A really aesthetic HOT tiktok person thats famous 🥰
Nice person: “Arminswap is SO aesthetic.”
Other nice person: “ Yeah her ships are TOTALLY hot and canon.”
arminswap by NOTarminswap January 7, 2022
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